dirty paco

When you offer your subway seat to someone but in turn a small Mexican man offers you his subway seat and you decline then get off the train but the small Mexican man follows you for a few blocks asking you to join him for a drink.

I was trying to be a good citizen on the metro but I ended up with a Dirty Paco instead.

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sick sweet

When the act of kindness is so nice, it makes you want to barf. Like a sugar overload.

1.He opened doors for me, bought me dinner, walked me home and kissed me good night on the cheek without trying anything, he is sick sweet.

2. I would like to order the Death by Chocolate dessert, but I know it is sick sweet.

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