Brotification

The mandatory notification, to a bro (or bros) that you are with, of an attractive female that you witness. Providing that bro the opportunity to check her out as well. Seriously Bro, don't be selfish.

Bro 1 - "Dude check her out." (points)

Bro 2 - "Nice, thx for the brotification."

Totally Pregnant

The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.

Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."

Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."

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