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When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.
Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.
Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL
Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.
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Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually the yatch snot is a trust fund baby. Commonly used against females who think they are perfect. Male yatch snots are easy to spot, usually wearing polos and loafers.
Dude 1: Yo that girl is kinda fly.
Dude 2: No way broham, that biatch is always trippin' thinkin' she is perfect.
Dude 1: Oh she is a yatch snot?
Dude 2: Mos' def.
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Yes, affirmative, or 'yes, I would do her.' Bruno put this one on the map. Some people think its short for, "Whats up?", which it can, but it is better reserved for times depicted in the example.
Dude 1: Yo check out that chick...
Dude 2: Vassup or nish nish?
Dude 1: VASSUP!!!
Dude 2: Ya I would hit that too!
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This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.
Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.
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Anti-whip is the opposite of a whip. A whip(and anti-whip) is performed on a sled or motorcycle when airborne after hitting a jump. A whip is when you throw the rear of a sled/bike to the side and then bring it back straight for landing. Performing a super dirty whip involves bringing the machine perpendicular to the direction of travel and then back straight. Many times when hitting natural jumps, you must perform a whip mid-air to land on the transition landing properly. Anti-whip is performed when hitting natural terrain and whipping the opposite direction than needed to land straight, this is never intentional - sometimes the machine gets a mind of its own. At this point the rider usually suffers a hard landing and sometimes even results in wadding it up.
Dude 1: I was up at turnagain yesterday hitting the world record jump and wadded up pretty bad bro.
Dude 2: Dang brah, what happened?
Dude 1: My sled started drifting left when I needed it to go right to make tranny... It suck bro.
Dude 2: Anti whip!!!! I hate that, brah!!
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Someone who studies certain peoples myspace page. Considered by some a borderline stalker. Mycreepers usually know more about the person than that person's own best friend.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo i put up a new pic on myspace, then Jen left me a new comment about it 2 minutes later. She has done that now the last three times I posted new pictures.
Dude 2: I told you she was a class five clinger, she is always mycreepin' bro.
Dude 1: I would delete her from my friends list, but I don't know what she would do, biatch is crazy.
Example 2:
Emo 1: I deleted Jon from my top friends and he called me all sad because he thought I didn't wanna be friends at all anymore. (tear)
Emo 2: Not only does he creep people out in real life, but he is definitely a mycreeper too. (2 tears)
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