Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

flapshroud

A pair of women's panties.

Tell Nahodia to stop leaving her nasty flapshrouds all over the place, and put them in the hamper where they go!