Travelodge

A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).

Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.

"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."

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