Maloobaday

A name for the day before yesterday to stop the awkwardness of calling it "The Day Before Yesterday" as stated by George Carlin in his bit on Time.

Tony: Hey, was heroes on yesterday?

Vinny: Nah mang, that was maloobaday.

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Kinky Spider Sex

What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman

*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down

Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex

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Frag Master

One who has reached an expertise level with his frag grenades from the video game series Call of Duty.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.

*Player killer by grenade and watches killcam

Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!

Killer: I am the Frag Master!

Muddy Lizard

A shit covered dick

Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.

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Jugger-Nugger

A noob on an opposing team in call of duty 4 who uses juggernaut

TreeBobJoe: Watch out, theres a jugger-nugger

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Zombie Call

Similar to a Drunk Call except made while sleepwalking.

Bob: Hello?

Joe: Rainbows smell really really loud

Bob: Joe, Go to bed and stop zombie calling me!!

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romble

acronym for "roll on my bed laughing extravagantly"

Thing 1: Hey, I'm sitting on my bed with my laptop right now
Thing 2: That's cool, I just set a cat on fire.
Thing 1: romble!!

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