Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.

Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”

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Lacrosse Smell

Lacrosse Smell is a smell that is earned from playing lacrosse. It is a mix of melted old spice antiperspirant, sweat, blood, mildew, dirt, and piss. It is usually not recognized by someone who plays lacrosse because they are used to it. You can avoid the smell by cleaning yourself and your pads. If you are curious what it smells like go to a boys lacrosse game and hug the players you will understand.

Lacrosse player after game:hi *person 1
Person 1: wassup //leans in for hug
Person 1: wtf is that smell

Lacrosse player: what smell
Person 1: what do you fuckin mean what smell.
Lacrosse player: ohhhhh lacrosse smell

Negger

Negger is a word similar to then n-word just that white people can say it. It is commonly found in online video game lobby’s. The most common people who say it are 12 year olds failed twitch streamers and Ninja.

12 year old “you see the neggers over there!”
Other guy “ wow bub u said the n word.”
12 year old “ no I said negge!”

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