aglide

high buzzed flying loaded wasted stoned high on adid, lsd, mushrooms, etc., tripping

we're glad that you're aglide.

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jibboo

a joint, a reefer, a marijuana cigarette, a jib.

you gotta jibboo but you keep on drinking, too.

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Retarget

that dumb store that sells almost everything, especially, totally retarded clothese

hey, y'alls wanna go over to retarget and try on some panties?

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SMFS

Save My Fucking Seat.
What you say to your "friends" when you get up at a party to go get some more beer.

Asshole #1: "Go fill my keg cup."
Asshole #2: "SMFS"

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Cheesecake

"Cheesecake!" is a way to say "Jesus!" without blaspheming.

"Uh-oh, I think you locked your keys in the car."

"Cheesecake!"

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crest

Code word for a hot girl when you are staying at a campground.

Origin: You are standing outside your tent brushing your teeth and a girl walks by who is so hot that you accidentally squeeze out your tube of toothpaste.

(hot girl walks by)
You elbow your buddy and say,
"Crest!"

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glidebomb

A joint, a reefer a marijuana cigarette.

"Throw down the glidebomb"

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