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When one has sexual relations with a dead animal of the same sex that is covered in shit and is also on fire.
"Spell necropedohomopyrofaeceobestiality, Jimmy."
"Could you use the word in a sentence?"
"Not really."
"Could you try?'
"'Spell necropedohomopyrofaeceobestiality, Jimmy.'There's your sentence."
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A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.
"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."
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Someone who is a weird furry faggot
That guy right there is such a stago
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The literal definition of Anarchist:
1 : a person who rebels against any authority, established order, or ruling power
2 : a person who believes in, advocates, or promotes anarchism or anarchy; especially : one who uses violent means to overthrow the established order
Note that it does not say sharing like a damn hippy commune.
"I'm an anarchist! Down with George Bush!"
"Oh, you're an anarchist? Riddle me this, you ever blown up a builidng?"
"No."
"You ever killed a government official?"
"Um, no."
"You're not a fucking anarchist.
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A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.
So said the idiots:
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."
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