automo-bling

1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.

2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.

1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”

2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”

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left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

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mobossa

Short for "more bosser," or "more boss." Used to state that one thing is better than another.

Firehouse is way mobossa than Subway.

gummy tummy

the end result of tummy sticks

Due to excessive body hair, gummy tummy was the bane of Jer-Bear's alternate lifestyle.

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cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

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