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Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .
Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
A low life social media scum bucket that uses moral blackmail in a sick game of collecting likes for their page or site .
Like , share type amen .
Good luck if you do .
A form of low life phishing .
A like troll .
Whilst using Facebook a Like troll posts a picture of a poorly person and writes. ........
God will save them , can I get an amen
God will heal them , can I get a like
Show them you care and share
This is a low life , bum sucking , cock womble who needs a hot soldering iron up the chocolate whoopie shoot
"This guys a right twat ..........he wants likes for a dead baby ! What a wanker!"
This is a Like troll
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Term used for a football / soccer fan who follows a team through thick and thin with hope of waving the middle finger and gaining rights to brag at others .
Someone who favours a local team over more successful teams in hope of rising from the lower ranks .
"Our team smashed this season , we are top of the pile ..........who do you support ?"
"I'm local mate , I'm a Trentbridge troll "
After a vigorous night of love making a gentleman may wish to retreat and give his chaps time to regroup before mounting a further sexual incursion .
When you've been banging all night and your balls feel like they've been in a vice but your partner is so hot your taking time out before part two .
Bollocks rest time .
Balls needing time out .
Newtons cradle has stopped for a moment.
Lady , Oh my god four times in one night you're a sex God
Man , hold on me duck I need to rest the lads . Reball and we're good for five .
adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .
Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer