1. To clean or adjust your appearance and make it presentable, no matter what you were just doing.
2. To gather your entourage before a party, or gather people from a lame party to go to a better one.
"Don't rush me, I was just taking a piss and I need to regroup and come back strong."
"This party is lame let's regroup and go to a better one."
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To step back and reevaluate your plan of attack after going through a stressful or unpleasant situation. It can also mean to simply take a moment to calm yourself in order to be more effective after the stressful event.
I had a meltdown in the middle of serving a party of 20 Karen's at the restaurant I work at, so I had to regroup. Even worse, they were mostly boomers.
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When a wife takes her husbands balls and stores them in her vagina
Lenny couldn't go to lunch with his friends because he and his wife were regrouping
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After drinking an excessive amount and feeling sick, one poops and then is well enough to resume drinking. Similar to the boot and rally.
"Todd wasn't looking so hot before, how'd he get better?"
"Oh he had to poop and regroup, now he's fine to get crunk again"
For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally
Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.