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Give up

Normal context: to desist from, to surrender

Med student context: press 1500+ anki cards, finish watching 5 lectures, make notes for 5 other lectures, study until 4 in the morning and tell everybody you’ve given up on exams :)

I give up! Fxck my formatives! I'm going to drop out from med school!

by Treponema November 29, 2022


Ankitoxification

A common systemic syndrome among medical students. Occurs due to an acute overdose of Anki or chronic Anki pressing.

Signs and symptoms include but is not limited to: loss of appetite, insomnia, depression, anxiety, loss of cervical lordosis, disruption of social life, suicidal tendencies,

These may differ from person to person.

The only cure for the disease currently is to delete Anki and drop out of medical school.

oh my God, another med student breaking down while pressing on his phone, he must be suffering from ankitoxification!

by Treponema November 9, 2022