Coulrophobia

fear of clowns

i have Coulrophobia ever since i was raped by a clown

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Baylus

One who excessively get owned in the face by Dutchmen; is rarely seen without its cache of cheeto puffs or at least some orange residue on the fingers.

Man, Haz, you are so much cooler than that Baylus.

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quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

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bonehead

D.J.B Esq.

And inexplicably my wrist hurts, possibly from overuse (no sniggering at the back).

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flens

From Swedish, meaning dick-ckeese. You know, that yellow stuff on your cock.

Man, there's a lot of flens on my dick. I knew I should've cleaned my penis at least once a year.

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wet pillow

when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.

i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !

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m00b

A common typo of n00b

Omg you're such a m00b!

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