Luray

To locals- (loo-ray)
To others- (luh-ray)

A small town in Northwestern Virginia, duly noted for Luray Caverns, which has probably employed everyone currently living in Luray at some point in time. Another attraction would be the local Walmart, which, if demolished, would most likely lead to the mass starvation of the county's populace. Other sites include a McDonald's, an excessive number of antique shops, and a tower that is in the shape of a penis. Otherwise, Luray is just another small country town located within the Shenandoah Valley.

"So where is Luray?

"Do you know Luray Caverns?"

"No."

"Never mind then."

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