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When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears
Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up
One thirsty attention basic who uses Snapchat to post nude selfies and vids to get more followers
Mike is such a Snapchat Thot ever since he lost his girlfriend and his common sense
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To post back to back to flood everyone's timeline
I'm back from vacation and I'm about to do an IG Run for my followers
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When you finally have time to catch up on the shows you missed during the week on Hulu.
No spoilers about Empire! I'm doing a Hulu Rewind this weekend to get caught up!
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When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.
Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!
When you're stealing someone else's memes and posting them on your own social media sites as if they were your own.
Marc is always thrift stealing other people's memes! Nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.
When you're in the friend zone with benefits but neither of you won't to give it a title. It is what it is.
You and I hang together all the time. So let's just enjoy this Shituationship and watch Netflix.
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