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The curdled yogurt booty of an obese White woman who often smells like old socks and mildew.
Kayla: I have an Ohio face and White Cheddar booty straight out of Compton.
Tina: OMG! All the men totally want you!
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Loves coconut
Loves reggae
Loves bright colors and haute couture
Loves God and going to church
Loves cooking big Jamaican meals
Loves mixed race kids
Loves skin bleach
Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs
Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women
Don't take any nonsense from anyone
Love to wuk pon you in the club
Will you show you how it's done- take notes
Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet.
Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous.
Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!
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Best looking girls in the West Indies
Very classy
Naturally long, thick hair (none of that fake stuff)
Slim and curvy
Prideful and respectful
Love Rihanna
Hate Jamaicans because of their low class behavior and violent ways
Very friendly
Hard working and successful
Love cooking Bajan food for their friends
John: I'm off to Barbados to get me a Bajan girl. I've had it up to here with Candy's behavior.
Dudette: Yeah, She ought to be in the kitchen making you a sandwich.
Cleo: I wish I was a Bajan girl.
Rasputia: Why are Bajan girls superior in every way? I'm so jealous.
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An anorexic's favorite condiment.
Carla: Ehmahgawd Tina, I just discovered a new low calorie snack- mustard on paper. It has like three calories.
Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!
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