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When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"
"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"
Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.
"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"
Slang term for a male homosexual. Extension of the word tackle
Julian is such a tackle tickler