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A charred corpse found in a burning home..

The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."

by Trickydicky January 13, 2023


David Coulthard

David Coulthard is a successful British Formula one driver. Born in Scotland, Coulthard has spent much of his career at top teams such as Williams and McLaren. Coulthard has a massive points haul, he lies fifth on the all-time scorers list, being the top British scorer by a significant margin. In 2005 Coulthard moved from McLaren to RedBull Racing, a team still developing. Coulthard took the "Ball by the Horn" and archived some incredible results considering it was only the teams first season. In 2006 the Rebull was a crap car, but Coulthard shined with a Podium in the drivers circuit of Monaco. His teammate Kelien was outshone by Coulthard leading to Keliens sacking. In 2007 Coulthard was partnerd with the well respected Mark Webber, so far Coulthard is 9th in the drivers standings compared to Webber im 17th

"Wow David Coulthard is Quick"
"France is gay"
"Scotland wins"

by Trickydicky June 1, 2007

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