Vancouver Hug

Smashing a wine glass and then lunging forward with it to greet a friend.

Will had to get a tetanus shot and four stitches on his lip after receiving a Vancouver Hug in his nose area. His trumpet-playing career ended that night.

Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

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