nibble

To bite at gently and repeatedly.

Josh, stop nibbling that tuft.

Don't nibble my tiny toes.

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tumbutton

The bellybutton. Can often be peened with fingers, peens, or phalic objects.

Stop peening my tumbutton.

Oh yeah, peen my tumbutton harder.

My tumbutton has lint in it.

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Date hair

Hair that is commonly slicked with a greasy additive and parted in the middle with the hair curling at the end. Used to impress in a date situation or when one is attired with one's "Sunday best."

Ed has nice date hair this evening. Is he going out?

Damn, Joey. That date hair looks like Ricky Ricardo had sex with a wet rat.

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Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.

Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!

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