Flaming Mandingo

Using your 15 or more inch mandingo cock, you dip it in gas and cover it in lettuce. Then light a girls pubes on fire right before having intercourse.
You then inject her flaming pussy with your gas and lettuce covered mandingo cock, making it catch extreme fire and brutally melting the walls of the females vagina down.

guy 1: What smells like burt lettuce?!?!

guy 2: Sorry, i brutally melted the walls of my girlfriends vagina down while executing the dangerous, but intense flaming mandingo.

guy 1: Wow.... you set your dick on fire?

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Hammer hunter

A south African sex move, originated from latin greeks in about 6 A.D.
When you call up between 5-10 friends and they all bring sledge hammers to your house. you hide them under your bed and invite a girl over for sex. Once shes over and is naked and ready, you tell her "hold on i'll be right back"

once you leave, thats the queue for your friends to come out from under the bed and bash her like a mexican pinata at a festival. They beat her as brutal as possible, without killing her, and making sure she is still concious. Your friends all hide back under the bed and you come back in after about 2-3 minutes of her brutal suffering.
Once you enter the room you say

"ready"? with a big smile on your face, ignoring the fact her breasts are half beaten off, and half on her knees, and her vagina is what appears to be now a closed off cave of monstrosity.

This is all just for a quick laugh with your friends. Im sure the girl wont mind very much.

Avery: hey guys, wanna come over with some sledge hammers and do a hammer hunter with me?

Group of guys: Oh hell yea. havent done one of those in a while. i could use a good laugh.

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Harpooner

When you surgically get your penis removed and get it replaced with a barbed harpoon, Then engage in a sexual activity with a girl/guy for them only to get extremely cut by your harpoon cock.

Davonte: god why is my ass hole so cut up from that anal you gave me yesterday???

Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.

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