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Lambda Males are the right men in the wrong place
Person 1: Do you know what a Lambda Male is?
Person 2: The right men in the wrong places, yes?
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somebody once thought "okay, people aren't born to know stuff" so we should teach them. Which is fair, so they did it in a way where kids can learn it easily while also having fun, but then the f*cking industrial revolution came and whoops now we stand in a room while the kids who already woke up a 6 in the morning are forced to remember this or else they wont get a good job and guess what we have to order them to do everything because god who knows what will happen if they didnt get signed seats
"Okay class, welcome to the first day of school!"
"Atleast today's gonna be fu-"
"Even though you are my first class we are already behind schedule"
If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"
how did you find this? you must be bored af
"iv tried every qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm trick! I must try qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvnbtyghb"
Completely useless and wont get you a job
"Hey I failed art school"
"Hey please dont im jewish"
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"Fuck"
"Don't curse!"
"Shut the fuck up you piece of fucking shit asshole it's a word"
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You are bored, get back to work please
"Hey I'm Bored, I'll just type word"