snuggy

Another term for a "wedgie" or "melvin" that was commonly used in the '70's, to describe what happens when your shorts get pulled up into the crack of your butt.

I hate wearing boxers because they bunch up around my crotch and give me a snuggy.

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Middle School

One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures

*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!

*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!

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Triple Combination

In LDS (Mormon) culture the triple combination is one book containing three LDS scripture books. In LDS slang the triple combination is the man's dick and balls.

My wife spent so much time on the triple combination last night I had to get her some reading glasses.

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