ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

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pasnooch

a woman's reproductive organ or another name for a coward

i smell fish...FRANK! CLOSE YOUR PASNOOCH!

dammit jimmy, quit being such a pasnooch its only weed!