Hazel

Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.

Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.

Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.

Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!

Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.

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