Triumphart

A fart so epic and spectacular in both decibels reached and time lasted, it is truly triumphant.

I just had a triumphart. It was glorious!

Submarine

A large rounded poo, which rests at the bottom of the bowl. Often refuses to flush.

I fled the scene, and the poor fool who used the toilet next would have to sit on my submarine

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Disappointurd

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a gigantic poo, but it ends being either a completely insignificant one, or merely a sequence of loud farts; a disappointing number two.

Dammit, I went for an epic number two, but it was just a disappointurd. Maybe next time...