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The fantasy and/or act of having sex with a police officer who gave you a speeding ticket, as a way to get out of it.
I almost got ticketed for going 10 over, but I managed to pull a Smokey artichokey on him. He let me off Scott-free!
When your standing infront of a fence and a moving car shines its lights accross it....giving you the design of a fence, on your face
your sitting on a hill looking at your friend and sudenly there face becomes fence-ish
you simply say "hey! you have fence face!"
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Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... donât try and break a coconut on anyoneâs head. Ever.