scooterblob

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.

I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.

HYCP

"hot young chicky poo"

HandCuffMonkFish: oh baby. i posted a craigs list classified ad for a work at home HYCP or MILF for the new business? 5 minutes later i got an email from "NIKI!" with a hot sounding russian last name. this is gonna be FUN. i'm gonna have to behave.

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razoo

v. to raid or loot; n. a raid. In the game of marbles, the shouted signal to swipe all opponents' pieces off the ground and run.

"The refreshment table is open-- let's razoo the shrimp!"

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ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

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dude-lady

A biological woman whose physique, dress, and grooming are thoroughly masculine.

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"She may be a lipstick lesbian, but her companion, the plumber, is a total dude-lady."

ponc

noun: clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").

"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."

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ponc

n. clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

This term was spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").

"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."

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