UCLA

A school for rich kids whose parents are too cheap to give them a real education.

The average household income for current students of UCLA is higher than USC, but the average graduate makes considerably less.

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Bruin

A person who decided to save money on college and get a worthless degree.

Your mom is a Bruin and that's why she washes balls for a living. (see Lewis Black standup)

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Trojan

1. A mighty warrior. One with great honor.
The Trojans were the underdogs and still managed to keep the city safe for years. While the Greeks resorted to trickery to win the war, the Trojans were more honorable and fought straightforward.
2. A student at the greatest school that ever existed.
3. Rival of the saddest school there ever was.
4. One who attends the school with the most ranked athletic teams in the country as well as being one of the finest academic institutions in the US.

The Trojans have beaten the Bruins for the past 5 games and will continue to beat them for many more.

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