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The person who holds up the line at Starbucks with their excruciatingly long and detailed, custom coffee order.
Sorry I'm late, got stuck behind the biggest latterrorist!@#$
When a famous athlete murders their spouse in a jealous fit of rage.
Do you think Oscar pistorious was guilty of wagocide?
A hand job posing as a blowjob.
The lights were off and I was kinda tipsy, but I swear she got lazy and only gave me fauxllatio.
When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.
Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?