feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

weezer

either:

A. A band that you fucking love and pray to everynight

B. A band you think sucks and is overrated.

C. The local nickname for an asthma attack

"Man, I fucking hate Weezer, their songs suck and they don't deserve the recognition they get"

"Shut the fuck up I LOVE Weezer, they can never be bad and they absolutely are NOT emo!"

"Help! Timmy's having a weezer!"