omelette

An egg based dish - the poor man's lunch.

Take three eggs, toss them in a mixer, throw in half an onion, salt and pepper, then fry in a pan until it looks edible.

Voila, you have an omelette.

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f-15

The F-15 Eagle is the US armed forces' top air superiority fighter - it has never been defeated by an enemy aircraft. The F-15 can carry short/medium range A2A missiles and guided/unguided A2G weapons. It's also armed with a 20mm cannon.

F-15's are only operated by the US, Israel, Japan, South Korea and Saudi Arabia.

Yesterday, US F-15s conducted overnight precision bombings in Fallujah and Baghdad.

Those MiG-25s didn't stand a chance against Captain Jimmy and his F-15. Went up in flames, they did.

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vote for pedro

Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

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se7en

A kickass movie starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman.

It just rocks, okay? Go see it now.

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tommy gun

Nickname for the Thompson submachine gun - an automatic firearm with a distinctive drum magazine and verical foregrip.

The Tommy gun is best known for being the weapon of choice of Prohibition-era gangsters, but it was also used extensively during WWII.

Jimmy the Finger got a mouthful of lead from a Tommy gun.

Back in the war, my granddad used his Tommy gun in the trenches of Normandy.

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m249

The Fabrique Nationale M249 is the US Army's standard-issue squad automatic weapon (SAW/light machine gun). It fires the 5.56x45mm NATO cartridge, and can accept either linked ammo or M-16 compatible magazines. It weighs 23 lbs loaded, 20 empty. It's intended for suppressive fire, not accurate point fire, and therefore comes equipped with a built-in bipod for spraying Charlies at long range. Standard US military doctrine is to issue one M249 for every 4-man fire team (two or three M249s per squad).

The M249 Para variant features a folding stock and a shorter barrel. It is designed for paratroopers, who naturally prefer its compact dimensions. However, the Para is most often spotted in the hands of hyperactive 13-year-olds playing that Counter-Strike game.

Corporal, I see dirty terrorists coming up the street. Keep their heads down with your SAW while I go around back and flank em with the rest of the squad.

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tee

T-shirt - casual wear for all ages.

I'm going to wear my red tee tonight.

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