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Agawam

A stereotypical small Massachusetts town known for Six Flags New England, over-entitled senior citizens, and an outlook so bleak, the poverty-stricken city of Springfield across the Connecticut River has more potential.

Citizens are known for blaming Puerto Rican and Russian immigrants for problems they set in motion five decades ago by banning business zoning, cancelling highway projects, and not understanding that White people make/sell/use meth, too.

Is also home of Dr. Westchesterson.

If Boston is the Hub of Massachusetts, Agawam is the hemroid of the Pioneer Valley. Not Indian Orchard, not Chicopee: Agawam.

by TrotNixonFan March 4, 2013

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