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This is what you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other.
Man1-Hey i bet you I know that womens name over there.Its Ilean
Man2-How do you know that?
Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol
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1-A person who stays on farmville site all fucking day harvesting their crops !
woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?
man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
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When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
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This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
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A garage that is really decked out with some of the best things that money can buy! Fantsy tool boxes crown molding nice car nice bar fridge .Just a cool place to hang out!
Jim -What is going on steve?
Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .
Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
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Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
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When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
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