beats

More than one masturbatory session.

"Dude! The other day, this guy was catching some serious beats in the porno theatre!"
"Ummm- you were in a porno theatre? Dude."
"Touche. But still, it was gross."

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jackleg

A mildly annoying or incompetent individual; not quite a jackass.

Hey jackleg, that's MY beer!

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finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

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