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Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018


Under crackling

Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..

I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

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Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)

The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018


Trouser leg

Someone who is about as much use as a third trouser leg...

Gilbert,he's a trouser leg. Absolutely useless...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


T.K Twats

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..

John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)

by TrousersPants October 1, 2018


Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

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