A person with piles (hemorrhoids)
The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...
Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..
John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)
A person with a extremely hairy bum..
Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".
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The girls packed lunch...( you can eat her pussy and arse....
That chicks all T.G.P.L all day fella..
The taste of women butt holes...
That girls arse was turdlishous.....
The taste of arse... After rimming your partner you express it by saying, " That was Turdlishous" The ultimate compliment..
That chicks arse was turdlishous.. She's so clean you can eat her arse and pussy....
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