Band geek

A high schooler who engages in band and nothing else. Usually pimply, socially awkward, shunned by the attractive/popular crowd, band geeks fume inwardly and tell themselves that they will someday get their revenge with higher salaries and good jobs. Band geeks often engage in videogames, masturbation, and band-camp adventures with pine cones for fun. Beware of these people!
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.

Hottie: Ewwww, that band geek looked at me baby! His greasiness could be contagious!
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.

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