Samaro

Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud of Latino heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns and a player of card games.

WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.

Norling: "Dammit that's the third Earl Campbell I've dropped in the blue bucket."

Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."

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beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

vertimbo

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.

Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.

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Wayno

Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.

Wilson: Hey man, Truant's got two felonies and now the Man's got him pulled over with ten dime bags and a scale.

Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.

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UD

(V): To Urban Dictionary. Meaning to coin a word or phrase to describe something, someone, or some situation and to post such on UrbanDictionary.com.

Bushman: "That was great, the time that billy goat attacked you at Joyland."

Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."

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Norling

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.

Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.

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Daggy

Noun: A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.

Samaro: "Hey fuckhead! Throw that football at your own restored classic pickup."

Truant: "You Daggy!"

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