UCLA

A school with above-average academics in addition to their fine athletics.

TROJAN "hey whats that smell, oh its ucla"

Bruin: "Hey what's that bad grammar and spelling? Oh, it's a Condom."

Wannabilly

An individual who wants to be rockabilly or vintage but just doesn't have it.

See how that guy has his jeans cuffed? He is such a wannabilly.