basement people

Someone who's such a big fan of the band Two Door Cinema Club that they only live in their basement, as a tribute to the band from North Ireland. They often jack off to pictures of the band members whilst listening to "Undercover Martyn"

Yesterday I broke up with my boyfriend because he joined the basement people

Nutober

A challenge where in October you have to get pinched in the nuts each day till the month is over

Oh I can't wait to meet Mark tomorrow!
Why is that?
Because he's doing Nutober