Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

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60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.

Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg

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Wegner's

When an out of touch rich, TV "doctor" and "Republican" can't even remember the name of a grocery store he is walking inside and refers to it as WEGNER'S

Unemployed Trump supporter- Bruh, I'm hungry. Let's get some veggies at Wegner's
Me- Dude, it's called WEGMAN'S and get a job for once. Stop relying on MAGA Welfare checks

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eyepatch mccain

When Tucker Carlson on Fox "News" insults a war veteran that lost his eye and wears an eye patch Dan Crenshaw. Another fine example of Trump, MAGA, FOX "NEWS", and Tucker Carlson insulting veterans. Remember when he made Pete Davidson apologize?

Tucker Carlson "It takes a lot of gall for EYEPATCH MCCAIN to attack moms that are worried about baby formula..."
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*

Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"

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separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.

Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"

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give Trump time brooooo

When you are a Trump supporter and claimed Trump will bring down the price of eggs to $2 a dozen, gas to $1 a gal, end the war in Ukraine, make peace in Gaza, and solve ever other problem day 1 of his 2nd presidency... but then days, months, and years go by without anything getting fixed. Your only other option to say you regret voting for Trump is to "give Trump time brooooo"

Rational person- Hey man, eggs are $10 right now and gas is $6... I thought Trump was lowering the price of goods?
MAGA voter- give Trump time brooooo
Rational person- You do realize it is June 7, 2026 and Trump has been in office for over 18 months right?
MAGA voter- give him some more time broooooooo
Rational person- Ukraine, Gaza, no tips on tips, no tax on overtime... nothing has been done to improve our lives
MAGA voter- broooo he is playing 4D chess! He needs another 4 or 8 years to fix Biden's mess! TRUMP 2028! 2032!