Mclickmygooch

A hidden item from the McDonald’s menu that gets you a blowjod for $14.99

I want a mclickmygooch and I will give you all the pleasure you want

Canned coochie

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes

If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.

Spewstick

What your penis becomes when you spew.

Ah shit. Your pork sword became a spewstick