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Russia is a magical land where bears ride unicycles and juggle vodka. They also play Tetris and make less than 1400 dollars in a year.
Russian guy: my bear can beat u in Russian roulette
Putin: NO I HAVE A TRILLION UNICYCLE BEARS
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A very weird crustacean who pinches pennies as fast as he lowers spongebobs wages. He spends 2 cents on birthday presents for his own daugher even though he is rich. Heâs a stingy jew who showers in his pennies and quarters that he pinched from the local arcade. He also bullies Larry the lobster by staying at Larryâs gym so he doesnât have to pay for a membership and is overall an asshole.
Mr. Krabs: Boyo, Iâm going to have to cut ye pay checks
Spongebob: anything for you, my saviour Eugene Krabs, *bows down*
Mr. Krabs: idiot
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A weapon first used by Dio Brando and often is used while the wielder screeches WRYYYYY. While wielding such a construct, it is imperative to remember that once you throw it on top of someone, you must beat it down as much as possible until the person under it stops breathing
ROAD ROLLER DA
WRYYYYYY
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.
Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where itâs at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
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His full name is Ivo âEggmanâ Robotnik. Dr Robotnik has an IQ of 300 which he uses to kill animals and attempts to drill a hole in Sonicâs forehead. Sometimes he gets creative and once even shot up an entire forest for shits and giggles. He then spent 55 minutes laughing about it and also he finds glee in emaciating animals by shoving their asses into cages and locking them. He also eats 299 eggs every day to keep his Eggman size.
Sonic: Dr Eggman, you wonât get away with this
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.
Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more
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