Tipsy chicken ass shot

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.

Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*

4👍 1👎

Craptacle

A spectacle that sucks ass.

It's not worth your time. Trust me.

10👍 3👎

Ass-Reamingly Terrible

Something so bad, the feeling resembles that of a large black man named Bertha packing your fudge for you.

The party sucked so much, it was almost ass-reamingly terrible.

3👍 4👎

Bread pulling

"Bread pulling" or "Stutje trek" (translated in Dutch) is a famous Dutch, rather inappropriate game. It can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). The game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: "Stutje trek". All the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they cum and ejaculate their semen on the slice of bread. Everyone ejaculates their warm semen on the bread till one player remains that hasn't empty his balls. This person has now lost the game and has to eat this semen filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.

Person 1: Yesterday evening I had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.

Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?

Person 1: No, only bread and semen.

Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.

12👍 2👎

36 of D

seven of nine

seven of nine

18👍 18👎

Shit-tacular

So awesome, your shit is overpowred and flees your ass into your pants.

That was so spectacular, I shit myself!

4👍 6👎

Rabotkids

Rabotkids are most likely kids from Moroccan origin living in the getto side of the city.

person 1: im sure my bike was here like 3 hours ago near those playing kids in the park.
person 2 : Those are Rabotkids, they steal bikes in a blink of an eye
person 1: damn those fucked up kids