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Similarly to being friendzoned in which either a male or female is interested in said relationship but is strictly always roleplaying in chatrooms such as in Twitch.tv or any online chatroom for that matter. Usually engaging in Erotic Roleplay or any sexual act. Some may compare this to having online friends when it comes to online gaming and other platforms being used such as Steam. Remember that chatzoning is something that is usually being hinted at when engaging in said activities although only being implied and pretending in a chatroom. This term is usually to gain a certain following or spark a random Clout therefore being called a "chad" if you must when online.
Guy 1: Dude this chick online said she wanted to meet up and watch a movie and afterwards go fist each other.
Guy 2: You sure that happened? Seems to me that all you guys do is put on a little act and pretend stuff happens in that chatroom. Bunch a filthy chatzoners.
Guy 1: Actually I was up for it but I think I was the one being put in the Chatzone.
Something that someone will try to hide when they were supposed to get circumcision, thus it being a forbidden foreskin. Also something that jews are not allowed to have.
Guy: Hey doesn't it feel great to feel the air down there now that there's no skin layer on top of it? That forbidden foreskin sure was getting in the way.
Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.
A best friend that can be met through college. Someone who will later on could be your future co-worker, hence the name "Highlands Janitor" they're too worthy to be a janitor. They can also be offered Granola Bars and if you want, can also invite them to your dorms, that's if your college has dorms. One should be REALLY careful when meeting a Highlands Janitor, they can do some weird things. Weird sexual things while at it as well. See also best friend or sex offender
Ralph: Hey Highlands Janitor, you want a granola bar?
Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.
A Horny Definition consists that of someone's name and always appreciating how much of a beautiful name or what kind of a person someone is judging by their name. You will see an amount of horniness when you look up a name here in Urban Dictionary. Names such as Nathan or even Lucy will have a great appreciation of how beautiful they can be or what an amazing person they are when it could be completely the opposite and totally half assed.
Kyle: Hey man did you look up Cartman's name on urban dictionary?
Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.
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Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.
Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.
You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"
Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?
Guy 2: Yeah why?
Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.
A spiritual way or rational way one can perceive things out to be. Usually this can be used with many ideologies, beliefs and philosophy. It's a matter of perception.
You: Hey as long as the balls don't touch it ain't gay if you fuck a female version of yourself who also happens to have a flopping sausage with cute bing bong balls it don't count. That's how discernible it is.
Someone else: Well what if it's just masturbation? It's just a clone isn't it?