McScary

When you accidentally nut on yourself or one of your pets.

Sheila does that damn poodle have to be on the bed? I just mcscary’d all over it.

Doing a Ray

Frenetic masturbation to the point of drawing blood and/or increasing forearm size visibly.

You look a little spent Cletus - were you doing a Ray again. You know that’s no good for your health.

Todd-ing

(Gerund) See Doing a Ray, but less messy.

Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing

Lymphnobia

When you take Tylenol and all your lymph nodes explode. May aLeo occur after eating too many Taco Bell steak and cheese grilled burritos.

“Damn, took Mike’s dumb ass to the ER after Taco Bell AGAIN for lymphnobia.”