kurt cobain

A good singer and songwriter, an okay guitar player in a great band. Is slightly overrated, as someone said. People keep saying that kurt cobain is their idol, their god, their angel. But I bet they've never even fucking heard one nirvana song. They just want to look cool and alternative and "anti-establishment". Why is everyone caught up in some paranoia induced bullshit conspiracy that kurt cobain was murdered by courtney? He was suicidal, thats a fact, i read his biography. Lets try to remember him for what he was, a great musician.

"Polly want a cracker...
maybe she would like some food..."

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Mayhem

a fun, wonderful and colorful band that had a very good time stabbing the fuck out of each other. Any of their wonderful and creative albums is a must hear for all families. This is an excerpt from their jolly new album, named Kill Your Family In Your Sleep.
"VON DUESSEN BAN CRUEEEY KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB RAPE YES BON SIGRMUND I KILLED BON SCOTT VON BOOCHLEEN"

I had a good old fun time listening to that fun album, and I let loose and DANCED A LITTLE! oh, what fun. Then the headbanger potheads at the party all invited me to their meeting in the dark alley and then I must have been tired because I fell asleep. DUNDUNDUN

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Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face

PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*

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VH1

a better channel than MTV, but still kinda shitty sometimes. I mean, come on! who fucking wants some british guy ranting on about the "FABULOUS LIVES OF *insert rich annoying celebrity here*" But still has awesome shows. Like, I Love The 80's, 70's and 90's. Also, Behind The Music is good, when it talks about the right people. Best Week Ever is ok. Now on to the bad shows.
Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck
Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care.
Some OTHER red carpet show: see above
VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time

one day: MTV: REAL WORLD MARATHON! EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF WHINY BITCHES - *click*
VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that

another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH! *click*
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER
GODDAM IT! *flips to comedy central

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Nickelback

Three words
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.

does it need an example? someone just assassinate the singer of Nickelback, and the world can be happy again.

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Guns N' Roses

Great rock n roll band of the late 80's and early 90's, blahblahblah. Basically kicked makeup hair metal bands in the ass with straight out rock n roll, not some GLAM OMFG!!1 But, it ended, cuz basically Axl pissed everybody off in the band and they left. Now, Velvet Revolver.

GNR was great
Nighttrain, Out Ta Get Me, Civil War, 14 Years, blah blah blah
Then Axl became a control freak, took over the rights for the name of the band, and he threw out ballads like November Rain, Don't Cry, blahblah.
The rest of the band didnt like it.

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For Those About To Rock

Great AC/DC song, great album, great band, what else can I say?

*silence*
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
FIRE
WE SALUUUTE YOU

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...
WE SALUUUUTE YOU

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