Fade to Black

1: FUZORZ! CS RULZ0RZ! OMYGAWD, THAT N0OBS HAX0RZ FADE TO BLAXORZ IM GONNA GET THE ADMIN TO KICK YOU FEGGOT!
2: At the end of movies, the screen fades to black. Before the fade there's always some dramatic image where some dude's standing with his loved one's body in his arms screaming "no", which turns into an instant sequel.
3: A fucking awesome song, which is NOT a power ballad, because its not some stupid song trying to show the sensitive side of heavy metal (pffhaha) like "every rose has its thorn".

1: *nerd voice* WHAT THE FAWKZORZ? FADE TO BLAX0RZ ADMINZORZ! YOU FAWKING NOOBS! OMYGAWD ILL JUST POP MY GOOD CHARLOTTE CD IN AND DREAM ABOUT KILLING MY PARENTS!
2: "NOOOOOOOO! JESUS! WHY? WHY?" *two years later* THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2! JESUS'S FRIEND'S REVENGE! AFTER JESUS DIED AT THE HANDS OF THOSE STUPID JEWS, JESUS'S FRIEND WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!
3: *stupid nerd fan* OMYGAWDZORZ, U SOLD OUT YOU FEGGOT! THATS A POWER BALLAD! I BET I CAN PLAY AIR GUITAR BETTER THAN YOU CAN LOSAR! *gets kicked out of the show*

9👍 16👎

MTV

sigh... i hate mtv. Music Television...BULLSHIT! It should be called: Cable Channel Now Dedicated To Whiny 20 Year Old Bitches Living In A Huge Fuckin' Mansion. They used to be great, but unfortunately, I was young when that channel was great. Example:
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1

A history of MTV: 80's=Low Budget music videos of good songs.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.

291👍 94👎

Back In Black

Jesus christ, this is straight out music, kickass metal. This album is fucking amazing. Great vocalist, great guitars, great drums, great every fuckin thing. Goddam

Does it need an example? just listen to it.

88👍 42👎

Poison

The worst band ever. period.

OMYGAWD, POISON IS LIEK SO HAWT!!1 yea great go fuck urself

53👍 125👎

David Lee Roth

If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

59👍 95👎